Always Horny Relaxed V-Neck

For Those Who Are Always In the Mood.

This bold and playful “ALWAYS Horny” design says exactly what everyone’s thinking—with a splash of vibrant color and a sultry script to match your vibe. The blocky rainbow-toned “ALWAYS” paired with the flirty handwritten “Horny” strikes the perfect balance of fun and provocative. Ideal for lifestyle parties, casual meetups, or just turning heads at the local bar, this tee is made to spark curiosity (and maybe a few conversations). After all, why be subtle when you can be always in the mood?

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder with Monogamish Apparel.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.