My Pen!s Identifies As 12in Unisex Tee

PLAYFUL DESIGNS. PREMIUM QUALITY. DISTINCTIVELY SUPERIOR.

Confidence: Measured in Inches, Delivered with Humor.

Let’s be honest — it’s not always about the measurements, it’s about the confidence. This bold and cheeky tee is for those who know how to own the room with humor and a wink. Featuring a playful measuring tape graphic and crisp, high-contrast lettering, this shirt is sure to stir conversation at parties, lifestyle events, or just at the bar. Perfect for those with a big personality (and an even bigger sense of humor).

Wear it. Own it. Let them wonder with Monogamish Apparel.

SHIPPING 

Free Shipping on orders over $75. We like to keep things moving. Your gear is printed fresh when you order it (allow 3–5 business days), then shipped fast (2–5 days). Just in time for your next playdate.

We ship in plain, discreet packaging. Your business is your business.

RETURNS & REPLACEMENTS 

Commitment issues? We get it. But because every item is custom-printed specifically for you, all sales are final. We cannot accept returns for sizing issues or "change of mind."

The "Make It Right" Guarantee: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will fix it immediately. Just email support@monogamishapparel.com within 30 days and we’ll get a replacement sent your way.

We have a strict 'No Cardboard' policy.

We don't print on stiff, scratchy promo tees. We hand-select premium blanks known for their 'touchability'—from the butter-soft micro-rib of our crop tanks to the lightweight, ringspun cotton of our unisex tees. Whether you’re grabbing a relaxed-fit V-neck or a broken-in dad hat, you can trust that it was chosen for comfort first. If we wouldn't wear it all weekend, we won't sell it to you.